The Clown Statue

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By mythbuster

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Clowns Like Babysitters, I Guess

A teen female was babysitting for a wealthy family with a very large house, location - Newport Beach, California.

The parents planned on dinner out and a late movie. Wanting to ease the babysitter's concerns about being in such a large house, the father directs that the babysitter use a certain tv room after putting the kids to bed, so she can hear the kids easily should they awaken before the parents' return.

After the parents leave, the babysitter visits with the children, and they all share a nice supper that was prepared ahead of time by the kids' mother. Afterward, the babysitter spends time with the kids doing various activities before their bedtime. Nothing is amiss and all are having a pretty good time and enjoying each other.

After the babysitter puts the kids to bed, she goes downstairs to the room mentioned by the father of the household. She understands that this is the best room to be in so that she can hear the children should they stir in their sleep and need her to come and comfort them, but she is bothered by the clown statue in the corner of the room. To her, it is very unnerving!

She tries to ignore the clown statue and watches a little television, but finally, her nerves get the better of her and she dials the father's cell number. She knows she shouldn't disturb the couple she is babysitting for, but under the circumstance, she felt it best to phone and ask permission to go against the prior directions to stay in the father's room of choice. Perhaps he would be able to suggest a similarly convenient place in the home for listening for noise from the children. Of course, she also wouldn't want to get in trouble for directly disobeying, either.

When the father answers his cell phone, the babysitter asks, "Would it be alright with you if I find a different place in the house to sit - or if I go read quietly with the little lamp in one of the kids' rooms while I wait for you to get home?"

When the father asks if it might not be better for her to just read from the tv room, she admits, "I know this sounds very silly, but I'd rather read upstairs and don't mind not watching tv until you get home because this big clown statue in the tv room is really creepy!"

Immediately, the father says, "Go upstairs, get the kids - quickly - " and he outlines a quick route through the large house to the back door. "Go directly to the neighbor's house - phone me once you're there - go do this now!"

Alarmed, the babysitter asks, "Wow, what's goin on?" The father just repeats, "Go now, follow my instructions exactly - go!"

The babysitter does exactly as instructed, and once she gets the kids to the neighbor's house, she calls the father back.

"What was all that about" the babysitter asked.

"We do not own any kind of clown statue!" the father replied. "I have already phoned the police and they are on their way over to the house...you stay put with the kids - we are on our way to meet you at the neighbors."

How Do You Feel About Clowns?

Do You Like Clowns

  • *aaaaaaaaaaaaaa* Clowns - get them away from me, I hate them!
  • I love clowns
  • Clowns are annoying, but I am not afraid of them
  • I fear clowns
  • I put up with clowns for the sake of my kids
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The Clown Statue Video (3min 38sec)

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More Scary Clowns

If urban legends with clowns in them do not frighten you, then maybe this will.

Serial killer, John Wayne Gacy had a persona as "Pogo The Clown," whereby he entertained a cookouts, parties, Bar-B-Q events.

Gacy raped and murdered 33 young men and boys. He shoved many of their bodies in a crawlspace and 27 bodies were found under the floorboards of his Chicago, Illinois home. He dumped several other bodies in strip mall dumpsters and in nearby rivers between 1972 and when he was arrested in 1978. Gacy was convicted of 33 murders and was executed May 10, 1994. Gacy earned the nickname, "Killer Clown" from authorities and the public.

Fear of clowns is so widespread and prominent that there is actually a term, Coulrophobia, for a phobia of clowns. Coulrophobia occurs in both children or adults and it is believed that one develops coulrophobia due to a traumatic experience with clowns. This trauma can be experienced either in real life or through the dramatic portrayal of clowns who are evil in movies and stories.

  • * Hint - GO EASY on listeners if you are telling urban legends with clowns in them... coulrophobia is intense and serious! If your audience becomes very squeamish, then it's time to ease up on the intensity of detail in clown urban legends, get to the end quickly or interrupt the legend and announce the reason why you are doing so. Then switch story types to something lighter. I'm serious. Technically and ethically, it is ABUSIVE to continue to frighten people through storytelling once there are indications that the 'fear factor' has gone too far.

Myself...I admit that I DO have a touch of coulrophobia! I do NOT like clowns and I HAVE HAD an awful lot of exposure to scary clown stories and scary clown movies, pictures, etc.

  • Hubpages author, Mrvoodoo has published an excellent hub on the topic of Coulrophobia. I agree with Mrvoodoo who mentions on this hub that "Pennywise" from Stephen King's "IT" book and movie is one of the most frightening clowns ever!
  • Hubpages author, mulder, also admits that he is afraid of clowns to a very serious degree. His hub, Fear of Clowns also mentions that the Pennywise clown, courtesy of Mr. S. King is a culprit who causes coulrophobia. As a fellow coulrophobe, I have not yet been able to bring myself to watch all of the videos on the hub...but I am working on it!
  • Hubpages authoress k @ r i also has published a hub about clowns, highlighting some connections between Zombies, Ghouls and Clowns. I liked reading that this hubber, a mother, has vowed to pay attention when children exhibit signs of coulrophobia. To my great relief, k @ r i has videos on her hub that mostly make light of clowns and clowning around.

The Clown Doll: An Urban Legend

Comments

Pearldiver profile image

Pearldiver 2 years ago

Pleased I called in Mythbuster, that is a cool hub. Well writen and held you in a headlock until the sucker punch! Nice one mate. I'll be back later for another good one... just gotta get rid of this Garden Nome behind my chair....hahaha

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

Hi Pearldiver! Glad you liked the hub - it was fun to write, too...I sort of had to keep checking the corner of my room, myself, to check for errant clowns haha...I quite often scare myself when I'm researching urban legends.

I just checked the poll on the hub...so far, people are selecting "aaaaaa Clowns..." and "I fear clowns" ah...excellent muhaha

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Pearldiver 2 years ago

Yep I saw that.. first impressions on their first clown plus a couple of bad clown movies and they lock in a fear that can effect them for their entire life negatively. Cool eh? Gives a good writer like you the opportunity to "Feed the Fear!" which intuitively, I think you might do well.. lol.

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

Ohyeah - a couplaBADCLOWNMOVIES will definitely ruin a person! Perhaps I am aiming for payback from the evil clown content I ran into when I was still a kid? Rationally, I know a clown is a clown...but my little kid mind still tells me that Pennywise (Stephen King, "IT") is comin' to get us all...I'm giving everyone fair warning, too heh 'cept I'm already runnin' when I do the tellin'............. *poof*

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Ivorwen Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

That was downright creepy. I don't like clowns, unless I KNOW the person behind the makeup. I've always hated clown statues, and I have been given quite a few over the years.

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

So if I just get you a card with a puppy on it for your birthday instead of an expensive collector's edition of a 3foot Bozo the Clown, you're sayin' this would be preferred, huh?

wordscribe41 2 years ago

That was awesome. Frankly, I find clowns creepy. And somehow they seem to like me. It's odd that way, but they have a habit of following me around in crowds.

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Joy At Home Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

When I started reading this hub, I was more in the category that finds clowns incredibly annoying, but not frightening. This is influencing me toward the "A-a-ah!" category. :-)

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Ivorwen Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Mythbuster, you are so thoughtful! A puppy card would be much preferred. :)

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

Thought you'd like that, Ivorwen :)

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mistyhorizon2003 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Fab hub. I never have liked clowns, although not because I was scared of them so much as irritated by their silly antics that simply weren't funny at all, (perhaps I matured too young). I did however love the Stephen King book "IT", and would read it again with no problem at all and enjoy the creepiness.

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

I agree that most clowns are not funny, mistyhorizon2003

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

Across the alleyway at the new location I moved to a few months ago is something in the window of a neighbor's apartment which looks like the creepy outline of...

That nasty "Robert Doll."

http://www.squidoo.com/Robertencounters

Or a really creepy clown lol

...just thought I'd share that with you since I've been AWOL for a while.

I'm back - but trapped at my back door most nights by the outline of a clownish robert doll outline lol

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BJBenson 2 years ago

Hey, my husband has clowned around. Sometimes he is the only person who is willing to go into a cancer ward in a children's hospital. They're are bad clowns, but don't knock them all.

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

HI BJBenson, thx for reading and commenting. I'm sure your husband has been a wonderful clown at the children's hospital wherever you're from. Nope, not all clowns are bad, you're right, however - it's strange that a whole lot of people (not just me) are afraid of or nervous around clowns.

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BJBenson 2 years ago

They are. I think it is because you can't see the true face of some one.Something is hidden. That sends a signal to your brain. Beware!

My husband always try to make sure he wasn't scaring anyone. He alway wanted kids to know he was a real person too. Some clowns don't do that.

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mythbuster Hub Author 2 years ago

BJBenson I think you're bang-on about the assessment that (many) people do not like the hidden face aspect of clowns and that the brain sends a warning signal when we see clowns whose faces are either elaborately adorned with make-up or when masks are part of the outfit. I'm glad your husband was aware enough to be so considerate and careful with kids when he was performing as a clown. I'm sure many clowns who work with kids end up learning, quite quickly, that clown faces/make-up can be scary for kids.

me!!! lol* 19 months ago

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS!!! GET THEM AWAY!!!!!

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mythbuster Hub Author 19 months ago

I agree me!!!lol* 100% with you! Thx for stopping by.

jt 15 months ago

i saw this clown once in a dream

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mythbuster Hub Author 15 months ago

jt - I would consider any dream a nightmare if it had a clown in it like any mentioned here! Thx for reading and commenting.

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wolfboy 14 months ago

your even afrad of Rolold mcdonld! seiyisly!

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Seriously!

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wolfboy 14 months ago

but cool hub anyways

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Thanks wolfboy - glad you liked the hub

omggg 14 months ago

is the video scary.? the top one.?

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Yes, omggg, the first/top video is very short - but definitely scary.

cece 14 months ago

it scares me

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Clowns scare me, too, cece!

ILUV7 14 months ago

OMG I HATE CLOWNS THEY SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

I understand how you feel, ILUV7

Ashley  14 months ago

Is This Real ? The Statue Story ? If It Was Or Is , i Wouldd Screamm My Buttt Offf ! Waht Kinds Of Personn Would Make This Up ? Or If Not Made-Up ? :O

cam 14 months ago

thats creepy, but i really don't think the clown murdered leah.

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Ashley - it's an urban legend - hasn't been proven as a true event, but it makes one think doesn't it?

cam - the vid is scarier than the text. I wasn't able to figure out the ending in the vid. Creepy!

Patrice 14 months ago

wow i just got a clown foward nd i lookd up the clown statue nd now im scared of clowns nd i sent it bak 2 the person i wasnt suppose 2 by and accident!! but the movies rlly scared me great job tho lol! :)

Jayme Rox 14 months ago

My friend sent me a txt sayin go look at this and i did and is it supposed to scare me? I didn't figure out who died and plus The girl who sent this to me said the father said get the two kids out and dont look back, but it didn't show any death???

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mythbuster Hub Author 14 months ago

Thx for your comments, Patrice. Glad you enjoyed the article and vid.

Jayme Rox - urban legends don't always have tidy endings and they almost always have multiple versions, so you might not ever get an answer about if anyone died or not. It depends which version of legend you've encountered.

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BryantBrown 14 months ago

Thank you for having this story on hubpages. I just wrote an hub about how this story affected me the first time I heard it. Anyone interested feel free to check it out.

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Jakob Dailes 11 months ago

I'm not afraid of clowns, but they annoy me so friggin much. If I found a clown in my house (even if he had no evil intent or had just been misinformed about the address of a party or somethin) I'd probly go get my metal baseball bat and hit him with it till he left.

P>S> Go look at my Hub-version of this story! ("Urban Legend Group #1: The Babysitter Part 2")

tamara 3 months ago

WEIRD now im checking every room O_O I SEE A CLOWN STATUE AHHHHHHH HELP ME,CUZ MY MOM HATES CLOWNS AND MY DAD IS ALERGIC AND MY BRO IS JUST SCARED OF THEM we dont own a clown staue ....... HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP

tamara 3 months ago

@Jayem Rox

i read this before in a different versoin and the clown was a real clown and he was there because he was homless and when the babysitter came in he had no time to hide so he pretended to be a statue... thats all i remeber

tamara 3 months ago

the video was funny... Clown: MWAHAHA hahahhahahahaha i died laughing!

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mythbuster Hub Author 3 months ago

Glad you found some kicks out of this hub and the vid, tamara.

Thx for stopping by to read and comment.

Jayem Rox - interesting version you've mentioned. I will try to get that included in the text very soon - going to search for more details on the version (with a homeless man) you've brought up.

Thx for commenting and providing this alt version of urban legend.

Clown Murphy 3 months ago

I love the Clown shoes. Somebody now were to buy them?

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